Free Sms Messages

5 points of a normal student

2009-07-04T23:30:00.001-07:00

5 points that prove you are a normal student
1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it’s true.

Some things you have to do every day.

2009-07-04T23:29:00.002-07:00

Some things you have to do every day.
Eating seven apples on Saturday night
instead of one a day just
isn’t going to get the job done.

U are the best incident in my life

2009-07-04T23:29:00.001-07:00

Something expected is called an incident..
Something unexpected is an accident..
Ur an accident in my life,
which is d ever best incident in my life..

People often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else

2009-07-04T23:28:00.004-07:00

People often feel something but express something else
They mean something but say something else
So learn the art of saying nothing
in such a way that it leaves nothing unsaid…
Good Morning

Make each moment a happy one

2009-07-04T23:28:00.003-07:00

Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future.
It’’s something u design 4 the present.
Make each moment a happy one.
I just did it by remembering U!
Good Morning & Have a nice day

DoN,t FoR GeT mE

2009-07-04T23:28:00.001-07:00

Don’t forget me,
forget me never,
When u forget me,
then forget me for ever.

Friendship is all about 3 things

2009-07-04T23:27:00.002-07:00

Friendship is all about 3 things
Winning
Losing n
Sharing
Winning your friends heart,
Losing your ego,
and Sharing joys and sorrows.

Greatest gift from God

2009-07-04T23:27:00.001-07:00

The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;
I call him Dad!

Life is nothing without LOVE

2009-07-04T23:26:00.002-07:00

Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.

Terror joke, amplifier and tsunami

2009-07-04T23:26:00.001-07:00

TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.

Learn obedience first

2009-07-04T23:25:00.002-07:00

Always learn to be a servant;
and then
you will be fit to be a master.

When it hurts to look back,

2009-07-04T23:25:00.001-07:00

When it hurts to look back,
and you’re scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

What kisses mean?

2009-07-04T23:24:00.000-07:00

What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=….
lets not get carried away!

Every body loves you

2009-07-04T23:23:00.002-07:00

Every body loves you
when you love every body.
No one love you
if you do not love any one.

If things r happening

2009-07-04T23:23:00.001-07:00

If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God’s wish!

Success of your life

2009-07-04T23:22:00.002-07:00

If you talk or say something
after you think about it
this is not a success.
If you think and talk or say something
this is you success of your life.

The thing that weighs most heavily

2009-07-04T23:22:00.001-07:00

“The thing that weighs most heavily
in the balance (of good deeds)
is a good attitude.”

Flowers are many

2009-07-04T23:21:00.002-07:00

Flower are many
But i like rose.
Friends are many
But I like u.

Give yourself ….

2009-07-04T23:21:00.001-07:00

Give yourself a chance,
Give yourself the moment,
Give yourself the freedom,
Give yourself the power,
Give yourself the confidence,
Live for today not for tomorrow,
Live the EXTREME !!!!!!!
Because you got yourself only one life… LIVE IT !!!!

Theif entered kitchen

2009-07-04T23:20:00.002-07:00

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Santa’s sexy wife

2009-07-04T23:20:00.001-07:00

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5′7″, 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

101 Ways to Be a Great Dad

2009-07-04T23:19:00.002-07:00

I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father’s Day!

A sinking ship & life guard jacket

2009-07-04T23:19:00.001-07:00

A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.

To avoid side effects

2009-07-04T23:18:00.004-07:00

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To avoid the side effects!

She lost 1 who really love her

2009-07-04T23:18:00.003-07:00

Boy proposed a girl, she rejected.
He was not sad
Friends asked Y U don’t feel?
Boy- Y should i feel?
I lost 1 who never loved me !
she lost 1 who really love her…

Good morning Quote:

2009-07-04T23:18:00.001-07:00

“The minute you think of giving up any relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long”
Good morning and have a nice day.

One father

2009-07-04T23:17:00.002-07:00

One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
School
masters.

live your life

2009-07-04T23:17:00.001-07:00

You were crying when u were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday

I miss you daddy

2009-07-04T23:16:00.000-07:00

Thank you for being a great dad to us!
Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.
I miss you Daddy…
Happy Father’s day!

Difference b/w secretary & private secretary

2009-07-04T23:15:00.000-07:00

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Bank make your dreams come true

2009-07-04T23:14:00.002-07:00

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

Friendship Roses

2009-07-04T23:14:00.001-07:00

./ \\
( \\ ) one for the friendship
“.Y..
. |`?
./ \\
( \\ ) One for the money.
“.Y.
. |`?
./ \\
( \\ ) One for the happiness
“.Y.
. |`?
./ \\
( \\ ) One for the popularity
“.Y.
. |`?

When u rise up or fall down

2009-07-04T23:09:00.000-07:00

When u rise up,
Your friend know who you are.
When you fall down,
You know who your friend are.
When u rise up,
Your friend know who you are.
When you fall down,
You know who your friend are.

Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now

2009-07-04T23:08:00.002-07:00

Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now &
Keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow,
Pick out 1 every morning coz
I want 2 see u smiling always. Good Morning

Hello, wake up, Receive my simple gift of

2009-07-04T23:08:00.001-07:00

Hello,
wake up,
Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING‘
wrapped with sincerity,
tied with care
and
sealed with a prayer
to keep u safe
and
happy all day long!
Take Care!

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?

2009-07-04T23:07:00.000-07:00

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall
when clouds exist?
How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall
when wind exist?
How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship
when U exist.

If I could pull down the rainbow

2009-07-04T22:48:00.001-07:00

If I could pull down the rainbow
I would write UR name with it &
put it back in the sky
2 let everybody know
how colorful my life is with a friend like U!!

Rain rain go away

2009-07-04T22:47:00.004-07:00

Rain rain go away ,
come again another day
i sung this poem yesterday
that’s y rain come today

Sweetest gift of the world

2009-07-04T22:47:00.003-07:00

I decided to send you the cutest
and sweetest gift of the world.
But the postman shouted at me saying,
Get out of the post box.

I have lots of jokes in my inbox

2009-07-04T22:47:00.001-07:00

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”

When somebody who is deeply in love

2009-07-04T22:46:00.002-07:00

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

Evil made a mother-in-law.

2009-07-04T22:46:00.001-07:00

God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

Be a good friend its a honour !

2009-07-04T22:45:00.002-07:00

Make a friend its a Gift !
Have a friend its a Grace !
Keep a friend its a Virtue but
Be a good friend its a honor !

our friendship will never end.

2009-07-04T22:45:00.001-07:00

The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.

I smile at whom I like

2009-07-04T22:44:00.004-07:00

I smile at whom I LIKE;
I cry 4 whom i CARE;
I share with whom I LOVE;
i laugh with whom i ENJOY;
i send sms only 2 those
whom i never want 2 lose

I will always be around for you..

2009-07-04T22:44:00.003-07:00

You may not love me like I love you,
You may not care for me like I care for you
But if you ever need me,
I will always be around for you..
l

Blanket of love - gudnite

2009-07-04T22:44:00.001-07:00

Ssshh….Dont afraid..
its me..
jus putting a blanket of love upon u
so that u’ll never feel that u r alone..
Love you
Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams….
Good Night

I wanna hold you

2009-07-04T22:43:00.002-07:00

I wanna hold you close
Under the rain
I wanna kiss your smile
And feel the pain
I know what’s beautiful Looking at you
In a world of lies You are the truth

I love you means ….

2009-07-04T22:43:00.001-07:00

I love you’ means that
I accept you for the person you are
and that I don’t wish to change you into someone else
it means that I care enough to fight for what we have
and that i love you enough not to let you go….!!!

Sweetheart is a special …..

2009-07-04T22:42:00.002-07:00

SWEETHEART, is a special word for LOVE,
LOVE, is special word for CARE,
CARE, is special word for FRIEND,
and
FRIEND, is special word for… ‘YOU”

I care for you & miss you

2009-07-04T22:42:00.001-07:00

Every time I say how are you?
my heart says, I care for you..
Every time I ask how have you been?
my heart whispers, I miss you

Chewing gum and chocolate

2009-07-04T22:41:00.000-07:00

Love is like a chewing gum,
it tastes only in the beginning!
But friendship is like chocolate,
it tastes till it ends!